a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person
them: i just don’t understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?
their minions: have you considered just… talking to them?
